arlton 

A very serious man when it comes to work always treats his children with love and care and is always a fun dad

Kids: daddy can we play

Arlton: sure kids

arlton by Shcalat August 7, 2020

arlteezy 

An awesome person with a kind heart that can't play games for shit. He has the ability to fuck up even the easiest of games and destroy the fun of everyone around. He will have random epic streaks of nothing other than pure luck which makes it seem as if he is always trolling by fucking up in every game.

My teammate is such an arlteezy.

arlteezy by techno45 April 13, 2017

arlto 

Your that person who’s named Carlton and you did that tiktok trend to take the first letter of your name and the last letter.

Your now an arlto.

Arlto is a fancy person who likes to get attention.

“Bro, that guy is an arlto!”

arlto by RatMansSimp May 21, 2021

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012