apocalypse: a disaster; a cataclysmic event.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

ARGHpocalypse!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about apocalypses.
"ARGHpocalypse!" - says a pirate
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