A phrase coined by Louis CK describing a hypothetical tree that is infected with AIDs

Used to direct anger at douchebags, preferably thong-wearing dudes in Kenny G hair rollerblading
"OH you motherfucker, now I have to know you exist you piece of shit? Go skate into an AIDs tree, you motherfucker." - Louis CK
by Death to Hipsters August 12, 2009
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A disgusting green or brown moist mold or a white growth- like stubby fungus on a down limb or fallen, rotten tree in the woods, which when you touch it, makes you feel like you have tree-aids.
by Morgan5o July 29, 2009
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