A.S.A.F. 

Abbreviation for "As Soon As Fuck". Meant to replace ASAP in casual and less professional situations.

"When do you want to leave this concert?"
"A.S.A.F."

"How quickly are we going to get to the bar?"
"A.S.A.F"

"I'll be there A.S.A.F"

A.S.A.F. by AJKQ December 29, 2009

A.S.A.F.P. 

As Soon As Fucking Possible

Get your ass down here A.S.A.F.P.

A.S.A.F.P. by asdfqwer1234 January 15, 2009

R.A.B.G.A.F.B.A.N.B.B.B.H.F.S.F.S.O.M.A.Y.H.C.T.P.T.F.O.A.S.A.R.A.N 

Idk lol

"Your such a R.A.B.G.A.F.B.A.N.B.B.B.H.F.S.F.S.O.M.A.Y.H.C.T.P.T.F.O.A.S.A.R.A.N"
"Penis"

R.A.B.G.A.F.B.A.N.B.B.B.H.F.S.F.S.O.M.A.Y.H.C.T.P.T.F.O.A.S.A.R.A.N by anonymous April 15, 2022

S.A.S.A.R.A.F. 

Skate and Smoke and Rap and Fuck

Weezy claims that all he does is "Skates and Smokes and Raps and Fucks". (S.A.S.A.R.A.F.)

S.A.S.A.R.A.F. by jsmmm November 6, 2012

S.A.S.A.R.A.F 

Lil Wayne's Way of Life

Skate
And
Smoke
And
Rap
And
Fuck

Clint- "Hey Bro we got plans for this weekend?"
Rick- "Shiiiit we gon do what we do er damn weekend son, S.A.S.A.R.A.F til we motha fucking die boy"
Clint- "Uh, Aight man I guess im down"

S.A.S.A.R.A.F by moneyoverbitches331 November 6, 2012

N.S.A.F.

No Strings Attached Fuck. See Fuck Buddy or Friends with Benefits

I am looking for a N.S.A.F. with a F.W.B.

N.S.A.F. by Tadster August 10, 2006

S.A.F. 

sexy as fuck

Girl 1: Have you SEEN that new Johnny Depp movie?
Girl 2: Mmm, girl, he is S.A.F.!

S.A.F. by Ace93 September 25, 2011