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1. A.N.S.
A disease that strikes one in a billion people. Very rare, very dangerous. Can cause uncontrollable fits of various emotional mood swings, even giddyness and fits of laughter.

Commonly untreatable, but in rare situations leaves the patient with no symptoms but an upset stomach from laughter.
These people have come down with A.N.S.
2. A.N.S.
After Nap Syndrom; the hyper active state of being after one has had an extensive nap period; efective about 15 minutes after one wakes.
"She is suffering from a T-minus case of A.N.S."
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