Take a J.R. 

When you haven’t had a bowel movement in 3 days and you know it’s gonna be old and slow. After 45 minutes it finally shows up and smells like Geritol and Ben-Gay. You’re left sweating and breathing hard and your butt hurts like you were in the Navy for 8 years

My stomach is cramping, feels like I got to take a J.R.

Take a J.R. by Highrail Brian May 28, 2021

L.a.r.r.y ‘Retarded Chimp’ M.a.j.o.r 

It should come as no surprise to anyone that knows and/or has to work with The N.i.g.g.e.r L.a.r.r.y M.a.j.o.r in O.m.a.h.a that he has extreme issues with his behavior, mannerisms, personality, hygiene, etc. This retarded nigger is living proof that this condition is genetic. His defective genes have been passed on, resulting in his retarded offspring. Condolences go to the unfortunate child, but not to this prime example of a subnormal specimen that never should have been allowed to procreate in the first place.

The gene pool for L.a.r.r.y ‘Retarded Chimp’ M.a.j.o.r should have been severed prior to his creation. Society is continually plagued with this sick, alcoholic piece of shit. A prime example of procreation out of ignorance.

L.a.r.r.y ‘Retarded Chimp’ M.a.j.o.r by papaboy March 1, 2013

F.U.B.I.J.A.R. 

Military acronym Fuck You Buddy I'm Just A Reservist

"Why didn't you salute me?"
"F.U.B.I.J.A.R.!"

F.U.B.I.J.A.R. by Scarfgoat January 19, 2008

J.A.R.E.L.L 

A cream daddy
gets the goo succ

Wow a J.A.R.E.L.L!!!!!!!!!!! Cream daddy in the flesh!!!!!!!

J.A.R.E.L.L by The cream daddy himself May 19, 2018

J.A.R.D 

Just A Regular Day. Comes from the Arts and Media team members at AAPF organization. Originally written out for the initials of each team member but misunderstood to mean Just a regular day. It is now in their team vocabulary.

How are you doing?

J.A.R.D

J.A.R.D by RebeccaArts February 8, 2022

J.A.R.V.I.S

J.A.R.V.I.S. is a fictional character voiced by Paul Bettany in the Marvel Cinematic Universe film franchise, based on the Marvel Comics characters Edwin Jarvis and H.O.M.E.R., respectively, the household butler of the Stark family and another AI designed by Stark and used a lot in memes.

"J.A.R.V.I.S. He's with Yakub. Send him to Vrilville."

J.A.R.V.I.S by TheChudster October 31, 2025

R.J.A.A. 

Royal Jordanian Air Academy, one of the best air academies in the world

I am a student at the R.J.A.A.

R.J.A.A. by BIG M-D July 3, 2007