Tech Lag

The feeling theatre kids/stage people feel after a theatre production closes. After a long tech week and hard work put into a show, tech lag is what the cast experiences when the show finishes and they finally get to rest, à la jet lag.

Theatre Kid #1: “Oh man, I am really feeling techlagged now that Pippin has closed. Running Simple Joys 50 times in rehearsal really weighed on me.”
Theatre Kid #2: “I’m feeling more post-show depression myself, but that tech lag is gonna kick in tomorrow, I know it.”

by Ilovedinosaurs1738 November 15, 2020

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lemon tech

The act of grinding Psychedelic mushrooms and mixing them with pure lemon juice in a cup to further the strength of the psychedelic effects

Hey man have you ever lemon teched? You’d trip balls

by Shaggys hacks February 5, 2023

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teched off

A state of unemployment caused by automation or the employment of a new technology.

I was teched off when the company bought robots that could do my job faster and better than I could.
It was cheaper for my boss to use a computer program than to keep me employed, so I was teched off.

by Gwendanor February 24, 2016

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Tech girl

Tables that disguise themselves with makeup and jewelry just to ignore the fact that they’re truthfully guys in disguise

That tech girl has a bigger cock than me

by Smelly stinker hater April 29, 2018

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National Nike Tech Day

National Nike Tech Day is a day where you wear your Nike Tech. On this day you can take W flicks with others in your techs. You can also flex on people who don’t have a tech. National Nike Tech Day is March 14.
National Nike Tech Day is on a tuesday for tech tuesday. Make sure you wear a tech on this day.

Person 1: Yo, you know what’s on March 14?
Person 2: No?
Person 1: National Nike Tech Day!
Person: Oh really! I’ll make sure to wear my tech!

by supervisor.handyman March 11, 2023

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