Pulled a Gerrard
Pulled a Gerrard by mebogal May 4, 2014
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a "Gerardo"
Generally this refers to a behavior exhibited by an influential person (management) contrary to what would be expected of someone in their position. These behaviors are strongly correlated with laziness.
An example of this behavior would be to visit a prostitute and charge it to the company on an expense report. Another example would be to spend an entire work-day on an instant messaging service speaking with various "singles" using quotes like "wanna cyber" and "I'm hot and wet with my door closed" while happily married.
An example of this behavior would be to visit a prostitute and charge it to the company on an expense report. Another example would be to spend an entire work-day on an instant messaging service speaking with various "singles" using quotes like "wanna cyber" and "I'm hot and wet with my door closed" while happily married.
My boss walked in while I was pulling a "Gerardo", he took one look at me and the computer screen and immediately called HR and security.
a "Gerardo" by Obscene March 21, 2007
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a Dirty Girard
When one man gives another a reach around in the bathroom, while a third man acts as Uatu hiding in the bathtub/shower masterbating while watching. Traditionally, the recipient of the reach around has his head periodically dunked in the toilet, however this isn't required.
a Dirty Girard by langstonJR December 17, 2010
Geraldo in a bucket
Here's how to make Geraldo in a bucket.
Get a bucket and then shit in it and then...
tada!
Geraldo in a bucket!
Get a bucket and then shit in it and then...
tada!
Geraldo in a bucket!
Geraldo in a bucket by i give you a poop moustache March 17, 2008
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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