a duck is a female who allows herself to be mentally used. she thinks knows things but when she talks it becomes very comicly clear that she does not. naive in a rude but absent minded way.
Those three guys know each other. But she thinks shes playing them?! What a duck.
by Kris Robyn August 17, 2005
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1. Noun. The animal of the bird variety, difficult to ctch without help. Tastiest variety is the mallard.

2. A collective noun reffering to a group that occurs when an indivdual moongoose meets one or more of its kind.(Having researched all possibilities this seems by far the most logical)
1. He's a one armed duck fucker (see dumbland)

2. Look over there! There's some a duck.
by Draz'Andant July 15, 2003
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In the game of pool, it is one of your balls that sits in the pocket but has not fallen, thus blocking another from putting their ball in that pocket. Good for defense. Usually you don't aim for that ball unless you have to. Also, when you do choose to take that shot on the duck, it is very easy and allows good ball movement afterwards.
"Man this guy is good. I'm gonna keep that duck in that pocket to block his shot." -or- "My duck is blocking his ball, so I'm good" "That ball in the blocking the pocket is A duck!"
by Justin aka Beesh February 23, 2007
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a little short piece of a joint (weed). it's the part that left that u usally leave in the ashtray.
i don't have any money for weed. but i have an ashtray full of ducks.
by ms.rain July 21, 2005
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when someone farts into their hand and then quickly puts it over another persons nose!!
(After doing it) 'Ha ha! You got ducked mate!!!'
by Maz August 27, 2004
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The theme song of a show that tried to rip off the Mr. Ed Talking Horse show, which had a theme song that goes "A horse is a horse, of course, of course..."
"A duck is a duck, it sucks, it sucks..."
by Dmorg October 30, 2003
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