by Jibroni69 February 12, 2016
The art of getting your photo taken with a non-willing participant, usually a member of the opposite sex or a celebrity that is far too busy to be posing with people like YOU.
Big Gay AL-"Hey look, there's David Beckham trying not to get noticed"
Chris-"Go and pester him for an autograph"
Big Gay Al-"He won't be up for that"
Chris-"Well go and stand next to him for a swift One Way Photo, you can be out of his way before he even knows you're there"
Chris-"Go and pester him for an autograph"
Big Gay Al-"He won't be up for that"
Chris-"Well go and stand next to him for a swift One Way Photo, you can be out of his way before he even knows you're there"
by Chris VG June 4, 2007
When a person wants to receive sexual favours from somebody of the same sex but doesn't want to reciprocate
by Oneway July 6, 2015
A shortened version of the phrase "one-way ticket to Did-I-Ask-Ville" used mainly in text to communicate that you don't care.
A: "guys I learned this new song on the ukelele!"
B: "one-way ticket"
A: "???"
B: "...to did-i-ask-ville"
B: "one-way ticket"
A: "???"
B: "...to did-i-ask-ville"
by pillbug science March 17, 2021
by ThinkinTaylor February 26, 2020
A person who routinely receives help/favors from his friends, yet is never available to return the help/favor.
“I bet I helped George move at least six times in the last three years, but now I need some help moving, and, as always, he has some lame excuse. Man, what a one-way feldman!”
by PittFan90210 October 19, 2006
One-Way Text (n.)
1. A text message not requiring a reply.
2. A frustrating thing to find when your phone goes off and you open it, just to see one word.
3. An annoying thing to find when your phone goes off and you open it, just to see one word--and you don't have unlimited text messaging.
4. Something that makes you want to strangle someone.
5. An indication that the sender is either tired, pissed at you, hates texting, or is just a stupid dumbass.
6. Something you do when people piss you off and you don't want to talk to them.
1. A text message not requiring a reply.
2. A frustrating thing to find when your phone goes off and you open it, just to see one word.
3. An annoying thing to find when your phone goes off and you open it, just to see one word--and you don't have unlimited text messaging.
4. Something that makes you want to strangle someone.
5. An indication that the sender is either tired, pissed at you, hates texting, or is just a stupid dumbass.
6. Something you do when people piss you off and you don't want to talk to them.
"You going to the movie tonight?"
"yep"
"So I totally bought an iPod today"
"cool"
"John keeps replying to my messages in one-way texts. Will you please find out if he's mad at me?"
"yep"
"So I totally bought an iPod today"
"cool"
"John keeps replying to my messages in one-way texts. Will you please find out if he's mad at me?"
by HaleysHeresat October 27, 2008