Sometimes when you take a crap at home, you realize one of two things; 1: there is no toilet paper to be found and no one to get it for you or 2: your crap was so disgusting that toilet paper will be no match for it at all. A "Hillbilly Bidet" is when you forsake the use of toilet paper altogether, get up off the toilet and proceed straight to the shower to clean yourself off.
Dude, I got such ridiculous food poisoning that I didn't even attempt to wipe...just went straight to the shower for a hillbilly bidet.
by Poop Geyser June 26, 2011
When a person is defecating and a large splash of water caused by their poop enters the butthole at the perfect time, coincidentally cleaning it.
by poopprodigies May 23, 2023
The act of using one's urine stream to rinse unwanted fecal matter off one's buttocks and anal region and after defecating.
by BidenSniffsKids February 10, 2021
Fuck bud, so I was at the corner store and buddy had no shit tickets, so I had to leave an upper decker and use the quebec bidet.
by HighstrikeGTR October 19, 2020
by Q tron15 August 27, 2021
When someone uses a shower as a bidet when there is no toilet paper available or someone is too lazy to buy toilet paper.
by Micro Mage March 14, 2020
by Fallout44 January 2, 2017