Sometimes when you take a crap at home, you realize one of two things; 1: there is no toilet paper to be found and no one to get it for you or 2: your crap was so disgusting that toilet paper will be no match for it at all. A "Hillbilly Bidet" is when you forsake the use of toilet paper altogether, get up off the toilet and proceed straight to the shower to clean yourself off.
Dude, I got such ridiculous food poisoning that I didn't even attempt to wipe...just went straight to the shower for a hillbilly bidet.
by Poop Geyser June 26, 2011
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When a person is defecating and a large splash of water caused by their poop enters the butthole at the perfect time, coincidentally cleaning it.
Thought it was going to be a messy one, but the poor man’s bidet cleaned me right up!
by poopprodigies May 23, 2023
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The act of using one's urine stream to rinse unwanted fecal matter off one's buttocks and anal region and after defecating.
There was no toilet paper so I had to give myself a Gold Bidet.
by BidenSniffsKids February 10, 2021
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When you gracefully leave an upper decker, then use the bowl water to clean yourself afterwards.
Fuck bud, so I was at the corner store and buddy had no shit tickets, so I had to leave an upper decker and use the quebec bidet.
by HighstrikeGTR October 19, 2020
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A Low Budget Bidet is one of 2 things a really cheap Bidet or a Squirt Bottle
Damn After That Taco bell Supreme burrito crunch I need to wash my asshole with a Low Budget Bidet
by Q tron15 August 27, 2021
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When someone uses a shower as a bidet when there is no toilet paper available or someone is too lazy to buy toilet paper.
I ran out of toilet paper, so I jumped in the bachelor bidet to clean myself.
by Micro Mage March 14, 2020
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taking a shower immediately after shitting, usually caused by lack of toilet paper.
Bobby realized he was out of toilet paper mid dump, not to fear the walk in bidet is here.
by Fallout44 January 2, 2017
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