A very privileged male, one who has many nice amenities and enjoyies the finer things in life.
Walter is such a priveleged man!
by Z.Jones August 4, 2018
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Receiving a HJ while using the toilet; similar to a blumpkin, but with a manual component.
She wasn't up for a blumpkin, so I asked for The Walter to ease her into it.
by thewalter02 November 13, 2012
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A Walter is a ruler of an army or a weightlifter. Through the german word 'wald' meaning rule and 'heri' meaning army.
I hear walter deadlifts trucks for a living.
We need a Walter.
I dream of one day being a walter.
by doggyangs March 8, 2010
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Army General
Origin: German

Someone that goes overboard when it comes to revenge.
Extremely calm in the heat of battle.
by Fred94 February 4, 2010
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A very charming dude, nice, funny, smart, and would give his life for the one he loves. A dude, only Adriana should date. sexy as hell when he wants to be also.
Walter is the best dude ever!!!!
by killercode101 December 15, 2016
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A suicidal wannabe Brittish free steam playing Atheist living in a really advanced Romanian town (better than cluj-napoca). Walter is also a teemo main and screams Romanian words with his annoying friends and high pitched voice. His opinion of Moldova is that it's decently good. In his opinion Sweden is basically the same as Denmark but better. His opinion on Alcohol and drugs abuse is Brabant.

Some quotes by Walter:
"Austria has mountains right?"

* proceeds to write it down *
"I know Austria has mountains idiot. I was saying it as a flex because you don't have mountains."

Doesn't play League of Legends nor Apex Legends. His PC components are: sea-sonic 8+6 pin seasonic pcie cable, H100i rgb platinum, AMD ryzen 3600, 5700xt, green pcp ram i guess. His favourite childhood cartoon is gumball. He doesn't agree with tractor trailer (don't ask). His zodiac sign is aquarius. According to walter his eye color is non existent. Has a friend (i don't believe this) that watches anime. Walter rambles a lot, most of the time everyone has muted him on discord because he goes on about a subject that no-one cares about, for example, he can talk 30 minutes about some stupid quest on destiny 2 or read aloud some stupid Reddit post. He is a Sapiosexual.
"Are Brabant and Gelderland the same thing?" "No you fucking walter"
"What is capitalism?" "Like, having ehmm.. alot of wealth" "No you fucking walter that's not the definition"
by ceresthedwarfplanet October 25, 2020
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Walter is a slang term used to mask texting about weed.
Text to dealer: I need to talk to Walter.
Text from dealer: how long? 5 mins? 10 mins? 40 mins?
Text to dealer: 40 mins, my friends are over.
by trezner December 18, 2014
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