monkeyfuck

(noun) Meaningless expletive similar to "rat's ass" or "ratfuck," only more emphatic, a monkeyfuck being a step up from not giving a rat's ass or not giving a monkeyfuck.

I told him that I didn't give a rat's ass if he didn't like my fucking his girlfriend and he said he didn't give a monkeyfuck if I didn't like the beating he was gonna give me. Anyway, that's why I'm in the hospital. The doctors here don't give a monkeyfuck ... I almost never see one ... and my catheter bag is overflowing and is starting to turn bloody.

ratfuck don't give a fuck don't give a rat's ass don't give a ratfuck fuck-a-doodle-doo

by THE DOOMED STUFFING May 22, 2014

monkeyfuck

same as clusterfuck. a big mess caused by too many people doing a task and getting in eachother's way.

Look at all these people pushing to get out the fireescape. What a monkeyfuck!

by wordguy September 28, 2012

monkeyfuck

1.) When someone gets on top of their parter (Usually female, who is face down, laying flat.) and has sex with them; Sex Act.

2.) When someone is an asshat. (See Def. Asshat)

3.) When you get deprived of a prize that is due.

4.) Alternative for "Motherfuck"

Hey Jane, how did you like that monkeyfuckin?

You silly monkeyfuck!

What the monkey fuck!

by N4rF February 10, 2003

monkeyfucker

a ppl who makes the new generation with a monkey....

a monkeyfucker's ex gf might be a monkey

by W HP February 24, 2004

Monkeyfuck

Picking up a female and spitting in her ass

Person 1- do you like to monkeyfuck?
Person 2- yeah I got monkeyfucked last night!!!

by Lickmedaddi October 23, 2020

Monkeyfuck

To relentlessly and single-mindedly pound away at your objective until it is achieved.

The rep introduced the bill and then monkeyfucked it through congress in less than a month.

by Corncakes September 16, 2022