by I am the KIWI May 10, 2020
n. sometimes referred to as a cockroach player. a man who lies, deceives, and leads a woman on for the purpose of getting her to bed.
derivative: cockroaches are the only organism that can survive a nuclear attack. human male cockroaches can sustain anything. as a woman, you may squish them, pour boric acid on them, think you have heard it all, but they keep surfacing with new player lines or techniques that outsmart even the smartest chicks.
when cornered, these cockroaches often run under the sink to avoid confrontation.
derivative: cockroaches are the only organism that can survive a nuclear attack. human male cockroaches can sustain anything. as a woman, you may squish them, pour boric acid on them, think you have heard it all, but they keep surfacing with new player lines or techniques that outsmart even the smartest chicks.
when cornered, these cockroaches often run under the sink to avoid confrontation.
ex.: he kept laying on his cockroach player lines by telling me how much he liked me, how special he thought i was, how hes never felt like this before, how hes falling for me, how he wants to have me around for the long haul, only to find out that after weeks of this behavior, he hit the dust never to be heard from again.
by Dating Tips For Men May 22, 2006
Walter the broker: Can they get a loan?
Jack the salesman: No, they have had multiple chargeoffs and a bankrupcy; damned cockroahes.
Jack the salesman: No, they have had multiple chargeoffs and a bankrupcy; damned cockroahes.
by Shahin February 1, 2005
An evil demon from the pits of Hell that was sent here to torment and destroy! Can't be killed by an atomic bomb but a can of Raid can kill them...
Illuminati confirmed!
Illuminati confirmed!
"There's a freaking cockroach on my burger!"
Cockroach: "But did you die?..."
"Yes a piece of my soul did in fact die, go back to Hell from whence you came!!!!" *sprays Raid* Feels like a hero. Knows that the Illuminati gives us a little power so that we feel in control....
Cockroach: "But did you die?..."
"Yes a piece of my soul did in fact die, go back to Hell from whence you came!!!!" *sprays Raid* Feels like a hero. Knows that the Illuminati gives us a little power so that we feel in control....
by LionNessa June 22, 2016
Referring to two similar species of freshwater fish; both of which originate from the common roach variety. Each breed can be identified as follows:
Long Wang :- A roach which has genitals similar in size and shape to a fully grown human male.
Cockbody :- A roach whose body itself looks similar to a human penis.
Long Wang :- A roach which has genitals similar in size and shape to a fully grown human male.
Cockbody :- A roach whose body itself looks similar to a human penis.
Lad 1: Hey, there's a vibrating dildo in your fishing basket.
Lad 2: Nah, that's just the cockroach I caught earlier.
Lad 2: Nah, that's just the cockroach I caught earlier.
by Campeh February 28, 2008
When your partner frantically stabs at your balls with their heels while you try to escape under the bed.
by willa zea July 14, 2006
Evil bug who wear military out fits and carry torches while they're taking over the world. They yell out in squeaky voices: "World domination!"
by Gp06 February 13, 2004