Clayton is the thiccest man you’ll ever meet because there is simply no one thiccer than him. His asscheeks are so damn saucy that he can’t walk without the sound of a thunder bolt or a gunshot going off
Paul: “damn Clayton how the fuck did you get such a FAT ASS?
Clayton: “Well it takes tons of practice”
Paul: “What kind of practice?”
Clayton: “Hockey and weight lifting but you’ll need an infinity gauntlet to obtain such thiccness.”
Clayton: “Well it takes tons of practice”
Paul: “What kind of practice?”
Clayton: “Hockey and weight lifting but you’ll need an infinity gauntlet to obtain such thiccness.”
by ClapThemCheeks42069 October 30, 2019
clayton's are a guy you would like to hold on forever, and never ever let go! :) he will be there on your side to have you tell him whatever. He is the one and only good and great guy you should stay with. p.s. They are great kissers;)
by msbabyboo September 4, 2009
Clayton is that one if a kind guy you'll only find once. They are funny, adorable, kind and caring. If you ever find a Clayton, you better hold them tight because you will never find a guy as amazing as him.
by The-whale-leader June 15, 2018
Person 1: hey Clayton what's up
Clayton: Shut your big ass fucking forehead wider than the god damn Grand canyon looking ass up
Clayton: Shut your big ass fucking forehead wider than the god damn Grand canyon looking ass up
by AmLilTarded November 28, 2019
The name of a guy who can steal your heart just by looking into your eyes. His personality can drive you crazy. One minute you could be sitting in a classroom with him the other minute you could be walking on a beach with him. He can go from the gentleman who will kiss your hand, buy you flowers and take you on a romantic date to being totally clumsy while trying messy street foods with you. The kind of guy who is so romantic that you'd be roaming around in your sweatshirt with your messed up bun and he'd call you the most Beautiful girl in the world. Relationship with him could be a complete package of date nights in pyajamas on the couch, lying down on the grass and looking at the stars, making fun of each other the whole day but not forgetting to say the words I love you to each other. All the that and much more.If you think Clayton's a boyfriend material you are so wrong. He's the absolute definition of husband material. If you have such a guy with you don't let him go. He's worth cherishing. He's worth loving. He's worth all those efforts. He's worth it all. He is. And he will always be.
by Baby princess:) October 16, 2019
He's the hottest, cutest guy alive! He's dirty-blond with big brown eyes. Girls drool over him. He's extremely loyal and sometimes very innocent. He has problems, but he doesn't want to bring them up because he thinks that they're awkward. He relies on his friends and his connections and loves to be in teh center of attention. He's funny and sometimes gross and is smart and I love the way he laughs. He doesn't care if you do embarrassing things, he still likes you for you. He's not exactly good at romance, but it's easy to tell that he loves his girl. He blushes a lot and he's the ultimate jock, but you can find him reading or singing sometimes. And that just mskes him all teh much sweeter.
by bimbo-non March 8, 2012