Ridiculously socially inept Magic nerds use this term ad nauseum to describe something so powerful it supposedly "breaks" the game mechanics. In reality, if they were so attuned to the balance of the game that they had any real insight, they would be working for Wizards of the Coast...which they most likely aren't.
That kid that hasn't showered in three weeks claims every other card his opponent plays is broken. I wish he'd just shut the fuck up already and play the game.
by BigEz April 8, 2010
You fucking put in the effort. They didn't appreciate you. They smashed your heart in the worst way possible. Growing up with trust issues and rejection. Broken. You feel like you're missing puzzel pieces. I want them to hurt like I did. You feel helpless. You feel like shit.
Fucking cheater. He broke me. Broke my fucking heart. My heart took 9 months to make and he used it and I let him get away with it. I'm just some messed up shit show. I'm Broken
by Fuck. My. Life. June 21, 2020
by Bastardized Bottomburp November 3, 2003
by PerfectoRickie June 8, 2021
A disease that is caused by not having the any money
Signs of brokenitis
1.eating meals like sandwiches,noodles,beans with chopped hot dogs or any other struggle meal
2.you tell everyone you’re broke
3.you wear the same shoes everyday
4.you put water in you dishsoap
Gettjng a job can cure this disease
Signs of brokenitis
1.eating meals like sandwiches,noodles,beans with chopped hot dogs or any other struggle meal
2.you tell everyone you’re broke
3.you wear the same shoes everyday
4.you put water in you dishsoap
Gettjng a job can cure this disease
James:look at this guy over there,he wears that same bum ass outfit everyday
Carl:he has brokenitis James....
James:oh damn that’s fucked up
Carl:he has brokenitis James....
James:oh damn that’s fucked up
by Trickmahdick February 28, 2019
by brokengirls June 3, 2009