A beaker you stick beside your bed to clean it up after sex.
Mervin have you got the dick beaker ready for tonight.
by Michael_Megaeen_portaferry January 6, 2014
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Someone who lies a lot;

this simple term weaves together two different references from American culture. Firstly, taken from American slang, someone's nose can be referred to as a 'beak', as in a bird's nose. Secondly, taken from the children's classic, Pinocchio, the protagonist's nose grew longer with each lie they told.
If you weren't such a BEAKER, I might be able to trust you.
by fluffbear February 28, 2023
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a beaker dumper is a chemist who know a very good recipe
congats you have a good recipe for you are now a beaker dumper
by escamillaroy July 28, 2022
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