A redneck hick, usually with 2 teeth, big beer belly who marries and reproduces with their cousin and thinks their college football team is gods gift to mankind which in reality is full of gangsters/thugs and bought players under the devil a.k.a nick "Lucifer" sabban

"Roll tide" has got to be the dumbest saying on the planet and why have a dumb ass elephant for a mascot.....idiots!
Will also claim championships they dont have
"Did you see that bama tard at the game yesterday"
-ya unfortunately, noone likes a bama tard!
by Koolcat55 May 18, 2019
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When your man is wearing your dirty panties and some bitch comes and steals both your man and panties.
Stumpy's girl gonna be mad, she lost her man and undies to Bama Panty Pirating.
by Jesusfuckinchrist April 17, 2023
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