|1.||99% of our DNA|
Chimps share 99% of our DNA. Big deal. Bananas share 98%. Enough DNA stats already.
Dude 1: Wow man did you know that chimpanzees and orang utans and shit share 99% of our DNA?
Dude 2: See that cucumber I just shoved up your ass?
Dude 1: Yup.
Dude 2: 97%.