n. a girl who recieves a 9.5 on the hotness scale until she enters a dorm of drunken guys, says nothing, eats cake, and leaves
OMG did you see the 9.5 cake eater?
Hey Matt, there's your 9.5 cake eater.
by udcakeeater May 16, 2011
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