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80% afk is when you are trying to find your dick with one hand and holding the magnifying glass with three fingers on the other hand

-jay666 (from Unreal Tournament '99)
MyCoolOnlineName>i have to go AFK guys
MyCoolOnlineName is now known as MyCoolOnlineName80%afk
by Me I February 07, 2008

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