4th of Jew Lie

The 4th of each month when Jewish mothers meet to get their hair done and lie about how successful their children are. The embellishment escalates as the conversation moves down the line resulting in a case of one-upsmanship that ultimatly leads to all things said a complete fabrication

Golde: My son just passed the boards and the bar so he's a Doctor Lawyer.
Deborah: My son is a CPA and works for Zack Braff
Hester: My son is Zack Braff
4th of Jew Lie

by MindGrapes February 22, 2016