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a piece of garbage, also a piece of trash. Frequented by idiots. Maintained by fags. It's members feel they have figured out the meaning of life, claiming they are humanity in it's purest form, (see bullfuck ) when a two year old on crack has a better philosophy on the human condition. They use these stupid meme things, that make no sense whatsoever and anyone with a half a string (see string theory ) of an electron of an atom of a braincell in their head, wouldn't find them funny in the least and laughing at them is usually done to improve ones own rep. On the site itself, questionable material is posted anonymously (corpses, kiddy porn, homocides) and the folks over at 4chan join together in a hearty laugh, because they're so ruthless and uncaring (yeah sure). They are all about as assimilated as a scientologist mudkip being bel-air'd in the fort-harrison hotel, hooked up to over 9000! e-meters. That is 4chan in it's purest form.

F. A. Got: Say John, did you check out 4chan yet?
John: No, why would I go there? That's where ALL the fags are.
F. A. Got: Listen just divide by zero and longcat is lon...
John: *shoots Mr. Got*
F. A. Got: Yoooo killed mi!
John: One down, a legion to go.

by Iron Chancellor February 29, 2008
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If the internet was a human being. 4chan would be the ass.
4chan is very stupid, but funny, at times.
by monkeymandogthing April 19, 2010
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the website where i saw an infant being medically extracted from a male ass, and people liked it
4chan is strange
by fdhsrhdfj October 24, 2012
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The origin of almost any fucking internet meme you can think of. Site is filled with taboo porn, stupid pictures and other stupid shit.

A couple of examples include the Rick Roll and the motivational pictures. This site has gotten pretty old, and should die immediately because everything they put out is no longer funny, amirite?
4Chan is the source of all the stupid memes you see these days.
by Stay Gold Ponyboy September 06, 2008
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Your above average gathering of the low lifes from the internet. Noobs, script kiddies, pedophiles and other such things spawned from the depths of the internet gather here and pool their brain power together to create, 4chan. (Single spawn-of-internet creature does not have mental capacity to put a website together)
Warned, associating one self with 4chan degrades you in such way which you will never recover. Once classed as a 4chan worshipper you will be outcast for the rest of you life as a noob
Ew, its a 4chan worshipper.
wth you on 4chan for, you feeling stupid today?
4chan hacked you? haha, you must really suck - 4chan are all muppets.
by Anonymu September 03, 2007
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A place where eunuchs congregate to curse at and insult each other. Basically a hangout for the mentally retarded and socially outcast.
Guy 1: I went to 4chan's random base and people were posting pics of guys sucking their own dicks.

Guy 2: That's fuckin' faggotry shit, yo.

Guy 3: No fuckin' shit.
by Dude Regular March 03, 2011
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4Chan is, as many would say, the asshole of the internet.

Aside from this, 4Chan is also where every meme ever came from. Many of the things on 4Chan are horrible things (such as goatse). The very few gems that are actually funny make their way to other places on the internet.

This site is home to many Trolls, who use things like goatse and /That Series/ ("Of Warlords and Pleasures"), and other things that cannot be unseen to terrorize other sites through obscene spam. Most of these things are on /b/, which is basically the armory for Trolls. I recommend that, if you feel the urge to visit 4Chan, you leave any religious beliefs, morals and etcetera behind. Also, please make sure there is nothing nearby for you to kill yourself with, becaue you /will/ lose all hope.

Much like the Fight Club, you do not talk about 4Chan. Not ever.
Guy1: What's 4Chan?

Guy2: The asshole of the 'net.

Guy1: What?

Guy2: You really don't want to know, trust me.

Guy1: Yes, I do.

Guy2: Okay then... *brings up 4Chan on laptop*

Guy1: OhmyfuckingGodkillit! No, wait, kill me! There is no hope!
by Al Golston November 19, 2011
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