Raping yourself while simultaneously being mauled by a corset wearing Gorrila. This must be performed inside a guitar painted with one million sets of female genitals.
Guy: Dude! 35th base is awesome!
Dude: Woah, doesn't it hurt?
Guy: Nah, I was orgasming constantly for days after. My wounds had head by the time it was all over.
Having sex with Buddha's belly button, and becoming the new Buddha. You then go through a series of events very much like the Santa Clause Movies.
What happened to Amelia Earhart is often assumed unknown but was actually 35th Base in action.