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30k millionaire 

A 30k millionaire is a person, usually a guy, who makes around 30k a year, usually from working at a window tinting shop, loan office, or an occupation that does not by any means require a college degree. With his pitiful a income, he spends it all on bottles of champagne at clubs, a boat,a nice car, and sometimes a 3-day trip to Vegas, only to be left with nothing in his account by overdraft fees and possibly a pending loan.

A 30k millionaire does this in order to make himself look like he's somebody, but in reality, he goes home at night and jacks off, using his own tears as lube. Please 30k millionaires, do society a huge favor and shoot yourselves.
Dude, I just got off the phone with Steven. He's hitting up the club tonight, VIP with a bottle of Crystal. He told us to bring some bitches! He's such a piece of shit 30k millionaire.
30k millionaire by Chris1234287654 September 10, 2007
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30K Millionaire 

Individuals who make $30,000/year but act like they make millions.
Check out this 30k millionaire driving the low-end BMW, who still lives at home with his parents.

Someone who goes to the club and pays to get a VIP table, than can't buy any drinks because they spent all the money on the table.... What a 30k millionaire!

Someone who has a million dollars worth of stuff and is two million dollars in debt and makes 30-35 thousand dollars a year.

30k millionaire 

aka '30k milli'

1) Someone that spends money beyond their means.

2) Someone that sacrifices the essentials to have the expensive.

Movado watches, Jimmy Choo bags, Valetino shoes, diamond earrings etc. are not meant to be purchased by a single mother, on a meager salary. These types of purchases are reserved for the rich and famous.
"Quit spending all 30k millionaire (mili) style - you're headed to the poor house!"
30k millionaire by phtreehuggr March 8, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026