Only the hottest, perfect, stubborn, smartest, prettiest, and kindest bitches are born in this date.
by Only the truth.... November 15, 2019
by Yupperdatsms April 30, 2019
People born on April are more likely to be a taurus The Earth sign collective are practical, stoic, determined, ambitious and materialistic. Taurus are famous for their stubbornness, but there's more to them then that they're a bit of dark horse. Ruled by the planet Venus, they share her traits of beauty, artistry, hedonism and a love of luxury and comfort
People at school:she/he keeps tripping on the floor i bet she/he i bet there were born on April 30th
by BootsTheGachaWeirdo February 3, 2020
A day where you don’t grab fucking shit. Not even you virgins. March is so fucking weird. Stop doing weird shit.
by Wassaaaaaaaaaa April 13, 2019
by rivstur April 25, 2020
National eat ass day is on April 30th. This tradition started not too long ago, a very important day many would agree. On April 30 2017 it was Kylie Jenner’s first time eating ass. We all celebrate this day because of her. She ate it so well.
Kylie Jenner : hey Rob guess what it’s national eat ass day
Rob Kardashian: what’s that?
Kendall Jenner: it’s the day Kylie first ate ass
Rob Kardashian: no...*backs away*
Kylie Jenner: Rob seriously it was on the show, your so forgetful!
Rob Kardashian: look I’m sorry ok
Kylie Jenner: ok well I forgive you but today you have to eat an ass
Rob Kardashian: wat
Kylie Jenner: every April 30th everyone eats ass to honor the day I first at ass
Rob Kardashian: ohhh
Rob Kardashian: what’s that?
Kendall Jenner: it’s the day Kylie first ate ass
Rob Kardashian: no...*backs away*
Kylie Jenner: Rob seriously it was on the show, your so forgetful!
Rob Kardashian: look I’m sorry ok
Kylie Jenner: ok well I forgive you but today you have to eat an ass
Rob Kardashian: wat
Kylie Jenner: every April 30th everyone eats ass to honor the day I first at ass
Rob Kardashian: ohhh
by IEATASS666 April 14, 2018
by wassupppyall April 29, 2021