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1.
A middle stage of the creation of an erection, normally brought about by non-tactile means, which -- if mistaken for a completely flaccid penis -- would make one viewing the penis think the gentleman is exceedingly well-hung.
So she answers the door with some jean shorts on, and all of a sudden I have a 3/4 distorter in my pants.
by DonQuiKong July 20, 2011