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Term that refers to a person with a big ass. 3 axe handles wide is measured to an axe that is turned horizontal, and timed by 3, which creates the notion of a wide ass.
Person A: Look at the size of that man!

Person B: I know, dude's ass has to be 3 Axe Handles Wide!
by BATMANCAUCASIAN June 06, 2009

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