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n. - A person whom, 25% of the time you get along with. The other 75% of the time, you just want to punch them in the face, and tell them to eat-a-dick. This is also a person whom you task out to perform menial duties.

This can also apply to other things in life. Such as a person who 25% of the time they're on track and doing well, and the other 75% of the time they are clueless and brain dead.
Hey 25/75, I have some charlie work that needs to be done.
25/75 by Doc Hops September 5, 2009
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1. Someone you can tolerate 75% of the time but who, the other 25% of the time, reminds you why you aren't dating or married.

2. A person who's more than a friend but less than significant other.

3. A relationship that's not a relationship.
"I'm taking my 75/25 to my cousin's wedding. I hope she doesn't get any ideas."

"This weekend? I don't know . . . maybe I'll see the 75/25 if I can stand it."

"No way could I live with the 75/25. I'd rip out his throat within a week."

"She's not my girlfriend; we just have a 75/25."
75/25 by Gartholomew March 17, 2013
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