2 pies short

Short for "2 pies short of a grand final". An Australian coloquialism referring to impaired or reduced mental capacity. Slightly crazy or stupid, not "all there". Derived from the custom of selling meat pies to the crowd during half time of a football match. Does not refer to being drunk or psycho.

"Watch him, mate, he's 2 pies short".

by Tim Francis May 10, 2007

2 olives short of a martini

A situation where a man's testicles are gone. Said by Uncle Phil to Will in Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Season 3, Episode 12.

He got shot down there, so now he's 2 olives short of a martini if you know what I mean.

by TheIndianSavage November 16, 2021

2 pence short of a cent

Meaning you’re stupid.

Mate you’re 2 pence short of a cent

by Damonnn84 February 12, 2023