2 n' 7 Share definition Flag In Texas Hold em, the worst hand you can possibly be dealt, especially when the cards are unsuited. Jeez dog no house, no money, no car- it's like life gave you 2 n' 7. 2 n' 7 by Mike TBK January 25, 2006 0 0 Get merch Get the 2 n' 7 mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch