The art of not masturbating for a period of 14 days (or 2 weeks). It is a tough and grueling challenge only achieved by men with balls.
by Your Handler July 26, 2018
A lie perpetuated by the new world order to pacify the masses under the belief that the world was going to end to a deadly contagious virus. Hindsight shows us the SARS NCOV outbreak was actually a hoax that allowed big government power grab, and the greatest transfer of wealth to the elite class in history.
"stay at home, it's only 2 weeks to flatten the curve!"
by ArmageddonFeast February 27, 2021
Boss 1: Where's that new guy? He hasn't been here for like 2 days?
Boss 2: Well, he called out like 3 days ago, which was probably his Floridian 2 week notice
Boss 2: Well, he called out like 3 days ago, which was probably his Floridian 2 week notice
by PJS May 4, 2006
a wretched piece of shit that passes for a romantic thriller movie that was released with great fanfare in 1986. It stars Mickey Rourke and Kim Basinger as 2 lovers in a relationship dominated by a kinky, sometimes violent eroticism punctuated with sadomasochistic flourishes. A waste of time, effort and money.
9 1/2 Weeks is a horrible, lousy movie, but it has a good soundtrack. The soundtrack features prime cuts like "I Do What I Do" by John Taylor of Duran Duran, "Slave to Love" by Bryan Ferry of Roxy Music, as well as nice tunes by Corey Hart, Luba, Devo, the Eurythmics and more. Check out the soundtrack and skip the crap flick.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice September 21, 2007
by bonerbiscuit365 February 14, 2021
The aproximate amount of time since last time you had sex/intimacy with someone; when you are the most in danger of doing something stupid just because it's been a while since last time you got any.
Often involves going back to previous partners.
If you get over the 2 & 1/2 week rule phase, your next sexual encounter is much less likely to be looked upon as unfortunate.
Often involves going back to previous partners.
If you get over the 2 & 1/2 week rule phase, your next sexual encounter is much less likely to be looked upon as unfortunate.
by OST October 23, 2007
Said to someone when they predict something that they think will certainly happen "soon" (i.e. "2 more weeks") but it's just as likely *not* to happen soon
The Government: "If everyone obeys us, we will all get to go back to normal soon!"
Me: "2 more weeks..."
Some guy on the Internet: "War will happen with (insert country name) soon, it's so obvious what they're doing to anger us!"
Me: "2 more weeks..."
Some pundit: "The former president will use the military to come back to power again, just you wait and see!"
Me: "2 more weeks..."
Me: "2 more weeks..."
Some guy on the Internet: "War will happen with (insert country name) soon, it's so obvious what they're doing to anger us!"
Me: "2 more weeks..."
Some pundit: "The former president will use the military to come back to power again, just you wait and see!"
Me: "2 more weeks..."
by bearfrog January 21, 2022