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not perfect, usually due to inferiority to the New York Football Giants
1) "The New England Patriots finished the 2007 NFL season 18-1."

2) "damn! that bitch is 18-1!"
by muthafuckineli February 04, 2008
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18-1 is probably one of the most embarrassing records to have in football history. It may be thought that winning 18 games and only losing 1 is a good thing, but when that last game is at the super bowl to a wildcard team, it is nothing to brag about.
The patriots went into the super bowl with an 18-0 record. After getting spanked by the giants they went 18-1 and are getting looked down upon than the 49ers.
by bLiTcH February 04, 2008
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It doesn't matter, nobody cares, so what, meaningless, etc.

In reference to the Patriots 2007 (almost) record setting season.
I'm proud of my new car but all my friends are 18 - 1 about it.

Peyton: I think I might grow a goatee.

Dwight: I think I'm 18 - 1 about your goatee.
by Jason M. Hoffman February 08, 2008
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The numerical representation for a ménage à trois between one woman and two men.
Dave: "Hey bud, she looks prettty wasted!"

Ty: "Ya, she does."

Dave: "Shes hot man, go in for the kill, we'll pull some 181."

Ty: "Ménage à trois?"

Dave: "Yeah, but if we pull a clash of swords, I'm out ASAP."

Ty: "cool."
by Supa Dave McKinnon February 16, 2011
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The (incorrect) metric conversion of the sexual position, the 69er, heard on a forgotten comedy show in the 90's and perpetuated by those who have repeated the joke and not checked a conversion calculator. 1 inch = 2.54 cm, answer should be 175.26.
Some credence should be given however for the homonym, "one ate one".
They were urgent and ravenous, satisfying each other simultaneously in a 181.
by bollux2 August 31, 2011
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In the United States Army, Physical Fitness tests are given every six months and soldiers must pass with a 60 in each of the three events adding up to a minimum passing grade of 180. A 181 is when a soldier gives the minimal effort due to extraneous circumstances to pass the Army Physical Fitness Test. So a 181 is an acceptable, yet less than enthusiastic effort in order to accomplish a goal.
Ex. 1
Soldier 1: Oh man today is a 181 day.

Soldier 2: Definitely, I'm so goddamn hungover from penny beer night I can hardly stand up.

Ex. 2
Jack: Man I really don't give two shits about this final exam.

Joe: Just make it 181 and call it a day.
by The Sugabear April 28, 2010
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A term often used by internet nerds to cover up for the fact that their team sucks and would have no chance at all to win anywhere near 18 games.
18-1 LOLOL EPIC PHAIL GO JETS
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