It was a cold Christmas night and I went out to wee. so I took out my wiener and let is wee. but then I felt a tender grip. I screamed and shouted as the grinch sucked my dick. he fucked me hard as hard as he could with his long long tender wood. I will always regret that midnight wizz but no one will here me shout for my mouth is filled with jizz. This is the legend of the 13 Inch Grinch.
by Fat Moon March 8, 2018
by charmo1yp1 April 9, 2022
everlasting pleasure, akin to first listening to that Limp Bizkit CD in your treehouse with your preteen friends while you whack each other off
omg did u hear break stuff? i wanna smack a bitch at my middle school prom with my baby dick whilst rocking out to it. it feels as good as a 13 inch double headed dildo or Smash Mouth
by NGR LVR September 26, 2014
You tell me...
Girl: Daddy, can i have 2 a massive 13 inch double headed throbbing dildos?
Daddy: *chuckles* Of course, Sweetie.
Daddy: *chuckles* Of course, Sweetie.
by MLGTheSantoTaco420 September 27, 2014