Top Definition
A response to the chatspeak phrase asl, usually used when the speaker is actually much older and male, and attempting to deceive the person he is chatting with, in order to put them in a position where they may be surprised. Or perhaps the speaker is just turned on by pretending to be a girl on the internet.
Person 1: hi asl?
Person 2: 13/f/cali u?
Person 1: 14/m/nj wanna cyber?
Person 2: k
Person 1: i take off your top
Person 2: I whip out my 14-inch meat stick and smack you with it.
Person 1: wut
by Jack Hoes March 01, 2010

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