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1209348756 

When you have run out of number combinations like 1234567890 or 0987654321 or 1029384756 so you type the two first letters and then the two last and then the next two and then the next two and so on. Then you end up with 12 09 34 87 56. If you figured this out, you must be as bored as hell can make you.
I was bored because I only had 3 out of the 2000 words we needed to type for the essay in Language Arts class. I typed every known combination. qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, plokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq, 0987654321, 1234567890, 1029384756, and then 1209348756. I forgot the others because the teacher made me delete them.
**1209er (noun):**

A term for someone who consistently behaves in an odd, peculiar, or suspicious manner, often defying social norms or expectations. A 1209er tends to lack common sense, making decisions that are illogical, impractical, or confusing. Their actions may appear erratic or out of place, and they often engage in behaviors that others find difficult to understand or explain. This person might overcomplicate simple tasks, act inappropriately for the situation, or make choices that seem disconnected from reality. Their behavior can create a sense of unease or bewilderment among those around them.

In addition to their oddities, a 1209er might exhibit "fishy" traits, such as being evasive, vague, or overly secretive, which leads to a sense of mistrust or suspicion. Despite their unusual behavior, they are often unaware of the impact they have on others, remaining oblivious or indifferent to the discomfort they cause.

Ultimately, a 1209er is an individual whose eccentric and often perplexing actions make them stand out as a source of curiosity, confusion, or even concern. Their lack of common sense and tendency to act in strange, fishy ways leave others questioning their judgment and motives.
The man was a 1209er, who always acted weirdly in public.
1209er by anonymous February 15, 2025

`=-1209348756qpoweiurty'as;ldfkjghz/.xc,mvnb

so fricking tired that you had to put a keyfont on the keyboard and start from right to left then left to right and go in a pattern
I HATE TESTS AND HOMEWORK,and my teachers creating a kahoot o im bored and ill write...`=-1209348756qpoweiurty'as;ldfkjghz/.xc,mvnb
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026