1000 mile rule

When you're 1,000 miles away from your wife, adultery doesn't count
Sami: 'You've gotta go on tour with him' Fiona:'Why?'' Sami: Because of the 1000 mile rule, 1,000 miles away from your wife, adultery doesn't count '
by Regina McGregor January 12, 2017
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1000 Mile Nude Rule

Sending nudes to someone who is 1000 miles or over that does not count as cheating
Jessica, it doesn't count because of the 1000 mile nude rule. Send the pic.
by themisfitsman May 23, 2019
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