All of the 10021 showed up at the Fake Trust-Fund Artists Who Can Still Live in Manhattan Benefit at the Metropolitan. After all, it was hosted by (gasp) Tinsley. Again.
Waiter: Here’s the check Girl: Oh, he will pay for it
Guy: Rule 1002, you are, you suggested the date, now you are paying for it.
Girl: Aw man I thought you were!
Waiter: I’ll just set it here and Alt+F4.