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Bombest myspace bitch EVAAAAAAA.
Loves everyone... in a PG way. Thinks that every third city block should be made entirely of trampoline material. Always wears rainbows, because they make the non-homophobe world smile. Because of this... is nick-named 'RAINBOW BRIGHT and/or FRIGHT' depending on who's speaking. Wears tutus and goes to local shows. Doesn't 'hardcore' dance at said shows. ... Do you know how hard it is to slamdance in a tutu and snow boots? No, I didn't think so. Loves Megan Marie and SHELBIE SABOTAGE with her whole fucking heart. Gets 'hated on' by townies and Uber-Goths. NATURAL HABITAT: Mall, Mainstream... odd places that no one claims to go to... but always mention that they've seen her at. FAVORITE COMEBACK: 'You want a good comeback, assface? Wipe it off your mom's chin...' =] PERSON1:"Did you see SHELBIE SABOTAGE and .SaruhHEARTSChaos.© at the mall today?"
PERSON2:"OMFG YES! They're so cool they make my face hurt... :(" "OMFG! LOOK AT THAT GOTHLESBIE!!!" "Oh no.. that's just .SaruhHEARTSChaos.©" "OMG, SARUH! ADD ME ON MYSPACE!?!?!?!?" |
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