Guy A: The dick window in boxers is there so your junk can breathe.
Guy B: No, dumbass, it's so you can pee through them.
Guy B: No, dumbass, it's so you can pee through them.
by give2figs October 19, 2022
by Getato February 3, 2021
by 123datboi123 February 6, 2019
A woman whose sole purpose is to hold dicks and keep them at the appropriate temperature, much like a beer Koozie, only this is meant to maintain warmth.
by Broken Drifter September 6, 2020
Ed has a flappy dick
by Skeet fuck shit March 22, 2021
Something transgender males don't have
"That transgender male doesn't have a dick!"
by StarberryCreetH September 28, 2023
Hym "Nah, I'm gonna be a dick. You look like a skeleton that was brought back to life with some kind of aryan magic but they screwed up the spell and you didn't finish forming all the way.... So, yeah... There's that... And here's this: 🖕*boop* It's not free either. You owe me $5.95. You can save $2 if you take both of them. Here: 🖕*wahbam!*🖕 *kapow!* Get both today for $9.99! 100% of all proceeds goes to a plane ticket to a place where prostitution is legal. Call in the next 30 seconds and I will steal from a charity."
by Hym Iam July 11, 2023