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29.
WTF
has the moral standards of, the 5 w's...what the fuck, why the fuck, where the fuck, who the fuck, when the fuck
WHAT The FUCK IS THAT GIRL DOING TO THE SQUIRREL??? (WTF)
by KeViN* April 29, 2003
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30.
WTF
What does WTF stand for?

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday (:
lolums...WTF!!!
by MyNameIsChloeeee April 21, 2010
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31.
wtf
1. An acronym for 'What the fuck' Cover Up: 'We're too fat'
2. What you would say when you wake up on a Thursday morning on a ferris wheel in the Iowa state fair wearing nothing but a toga and carrying a ukelele.
Dude 1: MAN!!!! WTF!!!!

Dude 1's younger sister: What does WTF mean?

Dude 1: We're too fat
by importantperson January 20, 2008
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32.
wtf
means what the fuck. less used definitions include what the family, what the friend, and what the fudge.
CalJsportz: its funny cuz like right away you respond back
Smarterchild: i love you a lot.
CalJsportz: wtf
Smarterchild: what... the... f... oh, i get it.
by Sir Callahan September 10, 2007
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33.
WTF
An abbreviation for the phrase "What The Fuck". This is often used in conversations when in a CBF mood (cannot be fucked) and you want to let the receiver of the "WTF" to know how your feeling. This can be percieved as different emotion due to the complexity of the word Fuck.
The following example denotes suprise:
KY: Did you know that Osama Bin Laden is in my backyard?
Nazza: WTF!!!!

The following example denotes anger:
Nazza: Hey brother I screwed your girl last nite
Some Cunt:WTF!!!!!
by CrAzY Dj NaZzA August 04, 2006
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34.
wtf
Please add: 1) an expression of surprise or bewilderment, concerning an event or accident. Disappointment or displeasure is clearly implied.
2) a signal of resignation, coming from the realization of one's powerlessness in a situation, or, alternatively, one's boredom.
1) You just unpacked a new camera to find the lens broken.
2) Your wife has just griped that your second attempt to clean out the garage is still inadequate. Here, wtf is preceded by "OK,....."
by henpecked March 23, 2005
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35.
wtf
two meanings:

1. what the fuck

2. want to fuck
cheryl - ha ha, i like cheese
kimberly - ok, wtf?
cheryl - I AM NOT A LESBIAN, LIKE OMG!

kimberly - i mean what the fuck.
cheryl - oh, ok. i tought you meant want to fuck, lol
by .x<3?x. May 06, 2011
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