Alchohol

When you're too drunk to remember it's actually spelled "Alcohol"

Bill: "God damn, I can't remember last night. I drank so much alchohol!"
Bob: "Bill, you silly drunk. You're still drunk right now aren't you? "

Alchohol by Rag1987 June 12, 2020

alchohol enthusiast

The politically correct verbage for an raging alcholic....

What's Wrong with your grandpa?

Oh nothing hes just an alchohol enthusiast, just like my mom.

alchohol enthusiast by tavey361 June 25, 2009

Alchoholic fountain 

When you buttchug a litre of fireball whiskey then procede to have rough anal sex forcing the alchohol to squirt out of the anus, you then drink the squirting whiskey like a drinking fountain.

Me and the boys got a bit rowdy on the weekend and popped a cheaky alchoholic fountain

Alchoholic fountain by Penisinjakeslittlebum June 21, 2021

alchohol

the cause of, and solution to all of life's problems.

when consumed on a regular basis alchohol causes mental and physical problems. Alchohol is a way for people to get away from and forget these problems.

alchohol by homer simpson March 19, 2005

alchoholed 

drunk

I was so alchoholed last night.

alchoholed by hanna.ramma December 12, 2019

alchoholic 

A person, like a any other drug addict, who cannot enjoy life without addictive chemicals.

When your housemate only gets out of bed on weekends to go out drinking and is otherwise a sullen sap. Someone whose happiest moments revolve around alchohol or being drunk.

alchoholic by Jock January 7, 2005

Alchohol virginity 

The period when you dont drink alchohol.
"I lost my alchohol virginity on wine"

"I lost my alchohol virginity on wine"

Alchohol virginity by Hecknfrick May 27, 2019