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Soggy Cookie 

A game where a group of men (at least 2) stand in a circle around a cookie placed on the floor in the middle. They then have a race to see who can cum on the cookie the fastest. The last person to ejaculate on the cookie must eat it. Works best when participants are drunk and hungry.
Yo, dude, we played soggy cookie last night and I won! I feel bad for Jimmy, though. He lost. I think he's in therapy right now.

soggy cookie 

an alleged game played by young men where the participants stand in a circle and masturbate and ejaculate on the cookie and the last one to ejaculate has to eat it
Why would anyone with a sense of dignity play soggy cookie?

Soggy Cookie 

A game where a group of guys take turns nutting on a cookie, the first man to not be able to cum must eat the cookie.
"Hey boys, you wanna head to Tristans to play soggy cookie?"
Soggy Cookie by NoticeMeSenpaiiu October 13, 2021

Soggy Cookie 

A game where a group of guys gather around a cookie and take turns nutting on it. The first guy to not be able to cum must eat the cookie.
"Hey boys, you wanna head over to Tristans to play some soggy cookie?"
Soggy Cookie by NoticeMeSenpaiiu October 13, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026