The funniest TV show that was ever made. The four main characters are Cartman, Kyle, Kenny, and Stan. Stan and Kyle are best friends. Kenny dies in almost every episode until Season 6. Whenever he dies: Stan: "Oh my god, you/they killed Kenny!" Kyle: You Bastard! . The first episode was aired in April 1997. South Park was created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone. Trey and Matt listen to real 8 or 9 year old boys when they think that they're alone and record what they say and put it in the show. South Park is on Comedy Central and UPN.
by south park is fucking awesome November 18, 2006
The best show in the past, present, and future of the world. Eric Cartman, Kyle Broflovsky, Stan Marsh, and Kenny McCormick make up the kickass characters in this great show. Cartman's a Nazi fat kid with a hatred of hippies, gingers, jews, and basically every group he's not a part of. Kyle's a normal, fun loving jew kid. Stan's your average shmoe, and Kenny's so poor, he eats pop tarts for dinner every night. NEW EPISODES OF SOUTH PARK EVERY WEDNESDAY ON COMEDY CENTRAL.
Shut up, you fucking Jew. (cartman)
But Moooooooooooooooom, i (gibberish) TOMORROW! (cartman)
Shut up, fatass! (kyle)
mmm fmmm hmmfhm hmfmfmhf hmmm! (kenny)
that's totally uber 1337 kool. (stan)
Mr. Hat is gonna slap you bitches up. (Mrs. Garrison)
south park, the best show on earth
But Moooooooooooooooom, i (gibberish) TOMORROW! (cartman)
Shut up, fatass! (kyle)
mmm fmmm hmmfhm hmfmfmhf hmmm! (kenny)
that's totally uber 1337 kool. (stan)
Mr. Hat is gonna slap you bitches up. (Mrs. Garrison)
south park, the best show on earth
by the stifmeister March 30, 2008
by noʎ ʞɔnɟ December 1, 2009
a show that makes fun of every type of person, generally to point out how stupid steriotypes are. u cant get mad at south park bc it makes fun of everyone.
South Park makes fun of:gingers, jews, poor ppl, homeless ppl, homeschooled kids, the pope, fat ppl, mormons, scientologists, and much much more
by goPACKgo147e3664172367 January 9, 2011
A hilarious comedy show about Eric Cartman, Kyle Brofloski, Stan Marsh, and Kenny McCormick living in a redneck town called South Park. It shows what it is like living in a small town and often involves social commentary. However, the show gets very preachy when it makes fun of politics by promoting their own. Other than that, its awesome!
by Blitzkrieg999 May 8, 2010
My religion.
Stan: You know, somebody once said, “Don’t try to be a great man, just be a man.”
Jesus: Who said that?
Stan: You did, Jesus.
Jesus: You’re right, Stan. Thank you, boys!
Kyle: Wow, did he say that in the Bible?
Stan: Nah, I saw it on Star Trek.
Stan: Dude, we don’t have any talent.
Cartman: That didn’t stop any of the other boy bands, damn it!
Mr. Garrison: Well, your moms are just upset. They’re probably all on their periods or something.
Gregory: Mr. Garrison, Wendy and I think that was a sexist statement.
Mr. Garrison: Well, I’m sorry, Wendy. But I just don’t trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn’t die.
Bebe: Mom, what's six times eight?
Bebe's mom: Oh, sweetie, those are two completely different numbers.
Cartman: Okay, Token, give me a sweet bass line.
Token: I don't know how to play the bass.
Cartman: Token, how many times do we have to go through this? You're black. You can play bass.
Token: I'm getting sick of your stereotypes.
Cartman: Get as sick as you want, just give me a goddamn bass line!
Token: Plays the bass expertly Oh, goddammit.
south park rocks :)
Jesus: Who said that?
Stan: You did, Jesus.
Jesus: You’re right, Stan. Thank you, boys!
Kyle: Wow, did he say that in the Bible?
Stan: Nah, I saw it on Star Trek.
Stan: Dude, we don’t have any talent.
Cartman: That didn’t stop any of the other boy bands, damn it!
Mr. Garrison: Well, your moms are just upset. They’re probably all on their periods or something.
Gregory: Mr. Garrison, Wendy and I think that was a sexist statement.
Mr. Garrison: Well, I’m sorry, Wendy. But I just don’t trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn’t die.
Bebe: Mom, what's six times eight?
Bebe's mom: Oh, sweetie, those are two completely different numbers.
Cartman: Okay, Token, give me a sweet bass line.
Token: I don't know how to play the bass.
Cartman: Token, how many times do we have to go through this? You're black. You can play bass.
Token: I'm getting sick of your stereotypes.
Cartman: Get as sick as you want, just give me a goddamn bass line!
Token: Plays the bass expertly Oh, goddammit.
south park rocks :)
by wetweis March 22, 2010
by Ur Mutha Fool March 29, 2003