| 1. | cement mixer | ||
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an alcoholic drink;
a mixture of lime juice, vodka and bailey's; when swished inside one's mouth forms a solid texture that is similar to cement mixture; can i have a cement mixer please?
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| 2. | cement mixer | ||
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A foul joke/prank performed. While perturbed, you take a dump inside a laundry machine dryer thats filled with your white laundry. You then run the dryer to 'mix the cement' and leave hardened skid marks on the victim's wardrobe. I went in to grab my whites from the dryer and found that I had received a cement mixer.
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| 3. | cement shoes | ||
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When you are running from the cops, its hard to do, so it's like you're wearing cement shoes. From Snoop Dogg:
Cement shoes, now I'm on the move You're family's crying, now you on the news They can't find you, and now they miss you |
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| 4. | Cement Guy | ||
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Cement Guy is someone who posts fake images and tells tons of lies on their web page. You will notice Cement Guy is NEVER in the pics he posts. Also known to use many question marks at the end of non-question sentences, Cement Guy has terrible grammer. Cement Guy tells a lot of lies. WOW! Did you see the pics of the Harley Rob posted on his page? It's not even the same bike in each pic. What a f__king Cement Guy.
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| 5. | Cement Mixers | ||
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The thing that all real men want.
The "Are you a real man?" test: Question 1) Do you want a cement mixer? Answer: YES! Bonus Question for those who got full marks, to seperate the men from the boys: Why do you want a cement mixer? Most manly answer: Don't know... I just do (or words to that effect) Acceptable answers: Anything that doesn't involve mixing of cement Least manly answer: Mixing cement Every now & again you meet an uber-man who has a cement mixer... Girls, always take this test into account when picking a boyfriend. Uber-man:
Girl: So, Do you want a cement mixer? Guy: No... Girl: *starting to realise she's made a mistake* Guy: I ALREADY GOT ONE!!! Real man: Girl: So, Do you want a cement mixer? Guy: Yeah! Girl: Why? Guy: Don't know... would be cool! Failed man: Girl: So, do you want a cement mixer? Guy: No... wtf... (DUMPED) Sorry excuse for a man: Female dragon: So, Kwisli, do you want a cement mixer? Guy: Noo!!! I don't need a cement mixer, I can mix cement by hand!! (DUMPED AND CHAR-GRILLED) (For some reason I have to include the word CEMENT MIXERS in my example) |
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| 6. | cement hole | ||
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a cement hole is the term for a cheap prostitutes porn hole which is filled with wet cement as a lubricant and also deterent, to make sure clients dont stay inside too long, or will have a floozy on his man rod. Hence; Cement hole. -AHHHHHHHHHH crap!
you didnt tell me you were a cement holer!!!!! - should be quicker then shouldn't you. |
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| 7. | Cement Mixer | ||
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When a man has alot of drugs, sometimes another man owes him an amount of money. The drug owner lays facedown on a cement slab, any sidewalk or neighbors driveway will do, and pulls his weiner and ball sac through his legs backwards, at this point the cement mixer becomes a gay bj all weird and shit out in some dudes front yard...yea its pretty fucked up Hey buddy, i'll give you a cement mixer for a ten sack of that good shit!
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