Faulty Pigeon 

A hopeless outcast that can't fit in anywhere and nobody is willing to help, as in 'An unwanted streetwalker with a broken wing that nobody will feed.'

Rick: I kinda feel sorry for Mikey, he's sitting there all alone with his Hentai comic books
Jonathan: What! Mikey? Man, nobody cares about that creeper, that guy's hopeless, he's a faulty pigeon!

Faulty Pigeon by Pigeon Control April 29, 2010

Faulty Pigeon 

A stranded pigeon who is unable to fly due to poor health or a malfunctioning wing.

Mike: dude look at that faulty pigeon on the ledge its not walking anywhere
Ricky: holy balls man you can literally walk up to it and touch it!
Mike: Wow, I'm calling animal control. Here you talk to them
...
Animal Control: Hello this is animal control how can we help you?
Ricky: Yes, animal control? We got a faulty pigeon on our hands, we will need your assistance immediately.
Animal Control: Thank you! We're on it!

Faulty Pigeon by Faulty Pigeon Hero April 27, 2010

faulty logic 

A thought process that starts with asinine actions, expecting a sound outcome. Only ending in the process being a failure. Possibly effecting both parties of said thought.

Some girls believe guys should make the first move and ask them out. In turn, the girl gives zero hint or action stating that she is interested in him. Time goes by she gets mad and moves on because he never asked her out or made an advance, He's effected because now he looks like an asshat and she looks like a girl who can't find a guy. Thus, Faulty logic. Rinse, Wash and repeat.

faulty logic by Syrpgang Waffledaeus February 15, 2014

Faulty Walnut 

dysfunctional prostate

Bob was having trouble peeing and, after a physical showed high PSA levels, his doc broke the news. “you have prostate cancer but it’s very treatable.” Bob went home and told wife Barb about his faulty walnut.

Faulty Walnut by Uncle Joosie March 23, 2022

faulty 

adulterated, amiss, awry, bad, below par, blamable, blemished, botched, broken, cracked, damaged, debased, defective, deficient, distorted, erroneous, fallacious, fallible, false, flawed, frail, impaired, imperfect, imprecise, inaccurate, inadequate, incomplete, incorrect, inexact, injured, insufficient, invalid, lame, leaky, lemon, maimed, malformed, malfunctioning, marred, rank, sick, tainted, unfit, unreliable, unretentive, unsound, warped, weak, wrong

Don't trust anything from Shaod's dictionary, it's faulty!

faulty by kaerina August 30, 2005

Frailty 

Someone who is frail.
A person who is weak and has tiny muscles

My little brother is such a frailty he can only curl the 10's

My bicep is bigger than my friends pecs he is such a frailty

Frailty by jckdmonkey October 25, 2010

Faulty Wiring

a kick-ass band from hershey, made up of the members; metzy, kirky, and max

yeahhh man

i went to go see the Faulty Wiring concert the other day.

Faulty Wiring by Max and Jens, Gay Lovers March 24, 2005