S & S

Shit and Shower
Often used when coming home from a campout or similar activity where one would feel quite dirty and exhausted.

Guy 1:
Hey you're back from that wilderness retreat! How was it?

Guy 2:
Ugh. It sucked. Rained the whole weekend.

Guy 1: That sucks. How bout I make it up to you and take you out? There's a new bar in town.

Guy 2: Sounds good but I need to S & S first.

by Allanerer June 11, 2008

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(s/s)

Abbreviation for "said sarcastically"

She was right on time (s/s).

Re: Above

That's a great example. (s/s)

by Blessaholic April 12, 2011

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S&S

S&S is short for suck and swallow. Goldshlauggers usually enjoy it a lot.

"Hey man, what are you doing tonight?"
"Well, i have to run an errand for my parents, meet up with some friends, see a movie, then meet this girl for some suck and swallow"

by Manyak November 16, 2003

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S&S

Abbreviation for Shit and Shower. This is a hygienic technique that saves time, improves personal hygiene, and causes bowel movements to be more regular. By following a shit with a shower, one can reduce the need for wiping, as well as eliminating any risk of dingleberries. This technique is also commonly used by the extraordinarily lazy.

Dude, I had the most relaxing S&S last night.

Wife 1: My husband really needs to wipe his ass better, he leaves crusty shit in his boxers.
Wife 2: Sounds like all he needs is to adopt the S&S technique.

by Soolazy August 7, 2010

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