as cold as Hell

An oxymoron. Canada is cold, but Hell? No, Hell is a warm place!

I was on the Highway to Hell, then I slipped and made a wrong turn into Hull - where I froze my arse off. Hull is in Ottawa-Gatineau and north of forty-five, so "as cold as Hell" really isn't a strong enough term to describe this frozen torment.

The great white north is something directly out of Robert Service's "Cremation of Sam McGee" and Hell is a warm, welcome respite by comparison.

as cold as Hell by bitchuck January 6, 2026

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Cold as Hell

Canada

Person 1: It's cold as hell, eh?

Person 2: What did you expect?

Person 1: Oh yeah

Cold as Hell by mistaman85 September 14, 2020

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cold as hell syndrome

what many are currently suffering from in minnesota.

sufferers of cold as hell syndrome: jill gonzalez....nicole is jealous by the way

cold as hell syndrome by j.gon January 13, 2009

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cold as hell

Used to express upmost disappointment or wrongdoings of a person.

Screw:Dude they done shoot Colly in the park and they robbed that nigga. Cut his ears off and stuck a note on his chest saying "Who wont be needing any earmuff this winter"
Matt: THat shit cold as hell

cold as hell by Meca January 6, 2007

Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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