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at a bakery, about a pastry 

noun'ish. or verb'ish.

1) the initial 'aura smooth' feel when you're satisfied with how baked you are.

2) an unobstructed suave way to dish out that you're gonna go get high, if not already.

3) brainstorming ideas under the influizzle of that marijuizzle, motherfuckers.

4) nonchalantly dishing out (as to departure), while discreetly hinting the fact that you're only leaving to go off and get lifted.
@kanyewest: damn. (3 min pause) u the smoothest motherfucker alive! RT "@killenhersoftly: at a bakery, about a pastry."

-- yerrr.
what up what up --
-- finna go to a bakery about a pastry when i get off from work, u wit it?
for sure hoe, hit me up. --

-- wyd?
nothing. chilling. with shorty rock; at a bakery, about a pastry. how bout you? --
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AERONAUTICAL INTERCOURSE WITH A ROLLING PASTRY 

When you are so fucking mad at someone for being in your way, stepping on your foot, bumping into you without apologizing or cutting you off in traffic .....

You simply MUST inform the offender of the most logical action they need to take to immediately get the living FUCK out of your way!!!

Literally, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A FLYING FUCK WITH A ROLLING DONUT??!!!??
Greg trips over his own feet; lurching sideways and desperately grasping for balance with a tray full of Starbuck$ coffee - continues to fall, spilling it all over Mitch and knocking him over - both of them landing on the floor.

Mitch responded by screaming at that cluster-fuck, Greg,

WHY DON'T YOU GO HAVE AERONAUTICAL INTERCOURSE WITH A ROLLING PASTRY , YOU JACK-WAGON??!!!!??

Salad in a pasty 

A phrase by Phillip Schofield during his show with Jamie Oliver. Jamie Oliver said to put salad into a pasty (British pastry that can only include meat, onion, salt and pepper), thus surprising Phillip Schofield.
Jamie Oliver: If you open up a little pocket and shove some of that salad in there ...
Phillip Schofield: SALAD IN A PASTY, YOU FILTHY PERVERT!!!
Salad in a pasty by JackFrogs December 9, 2021

Kicking a pasty down the High St. 

"Im not saying it was slack, but it was like kicking a pasty down the High St."

Smash a pasty 

To give a lady a jolly good seeing to.
I'm off out tonight, pull a bird and smash a pasty.
Smash a pasty by Moomoo17 June 15, 2017

Chucking his muck into a pasty 

the soon to be sted demon needs to share their muck for others to eat in a pasty
Chucking his muck into a pasty means the steroids have made me so erect he finds any warm pocket necessary to stick it in and splatter

Chucking his muck into a pasty 

the soon to be sted demon needs to share their much for others to eat in a pasty
Chucking his muck into a pasty means the steroids have made him so erect he finds any warm pocket to stick it in and splatter