|1.||'Poor Me' Syndrome|
A syndrome that effects those in a variety on circumstances, such as during exam time, when hungover, or just universally feeling sorry for yourself! Is usually accompanied with incestuous bouts of whining and moaning and sometimes can be displayed through social network status updates
Jane: Whaaa I feel like shit! :(
Susan: What's up with Jane? She's been complaining shit loads recently!
Fred: She's only suffering from PMS..
Susan: Fuck you Fred! You're such a sexist pig!
Fred: Christ woman! I meant 'Poor Me' Syndrome! Now go make me a sandwich..